| The Chili A man enters a cafe and sits down. He notices that the special of the day is cold chili. When the waitress comes to take his order, he says, "I'll take the cold chili." "I'm sorry, the gentleman next to you got the last bowl," says the waitress. The man say, "Oh, I'll just have coffee, then." |
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| After a while the man notices
that the guy next to him who got the lastbowl of cold chili is finishing a rather large meal and the chili bowl is still full. He asks, "Are you going to eat that?" The other man replies, "No." "Would you sell it to me?" "You can have it for free if you want it." So the man takes the bowl of chili and begins to eat it. |
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| When he gets about half way through the bowl, he notices a dead mouse in the bowl and pukes the chili back into the bowl. The other man says sympathetically, "That's about as far as Igot, too." | |||
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: "And how did he look?" asked the doctor again.
"Very angry." answered the woman,
At this point the psychiatrist felt that he was really getting somewhere and he said, "Well that's very interesting, we must look into this further. Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your husband's face once during sex ; that seems somewhat unusual. How did it occur that you saw his face that one time?" "He was looking through the window at us." . |
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